How to scare 80 pigeons

Have you ever tried to scare a herd of wild pigeons? Technically, I realize that a group of pigeons is not a herd, but the word herd associated with this bird, helps me to toss to the wind the stereotype of pigeon as dumb, boring and just plain odd. Saying, “a herd of wild pigeons” carries a toughness that they probably don’t deserve, since the herd I recently tried this with are fed by a human everyday. Though while I was in the middle of the interview, a goshawk did swoop down in the middle of the street and fly away with one of the poor birds, so they do face their fair share of wild predators.

If you’ve never tried to make a pigeon fly, be forewarned that when these birds are nervous they tend to relieve themselves from their hind ends. And if you are standing below them, doing your best Freddy Kruger imitation, this tends to make them nervous, so be prepared to dodge a few stray pigeon bullets.

Last week I interviewed a man named Dick about a place in Fairbanks where a flock of nearly 80 pigeons spend their days. The birds sit atop several electric wires, everyday, waiting, waiting, waiting, for food, courtesy of Dick. To complete the story, I wanted to include a few sound bites of flying and cooing. So I asked my friend Brad, a former college roommate turned professional improvisation specialist (see the On Your Feet website) who was in town leading a workshop, to help me make these pigeons fly on command. While he was doing his best to motivate them to move on up, the plan was that I would record the sound of them flying away, while also photographing the spectacle. Above is what they looked like after the take-off and here is what the whole thing sounded like: default.aspx?fldr=2008052509&fl=ScaringPigeons.mp3&vfl=ScaringPigeons.mp3&disposition=inline Stay tuned for the Soundslides interview with Dick, the pigeon feeder. It should post in the next few days.